Straight To The Punch Line – Truth as 100 Proof

Even when I was a child,
I knew I was the truth.
Mom bought all my school photos,
And they all said proof.

-Kurtis Lunz

If You Can Dodge A Wrench…

Patches O’houlihan
Was caught today
With Criminal amounts
Of clean urine.
He did not dispute.
He politely obeyed;
Yet, sternly conveyed
“It’s sterile,
And I like the taste.”

Kurtis Lunz